This is so funny,, it will make you die of laughter

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN
EXAM*
*I would have given him 100% Q1. In
which battle did Napoleon die? **his
last battle* Q2. Where was the
Declaration of Independence signed?
**at the bottom of the page* Q3.
River Ravi flows in which state? **
liquid* Q4. What is the main reason
for divorce? ** marriage* Q5. What is
the main reason for failure?
**exams* Q6. What can you never
eat for breakfast? **Lunch & dinner*
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
**The other half* Q8. If you throw a
red stone into the blue sea what it will
become? **It will simply become
wet* Q9. How can a man go eight
days without sleeping ? **No
problem, he sleeps at night.* Q10.
How can you lift an elephant with one
hand? **You will never find an
elephant that has only one hand..*
Q11. If you had three apples and four
oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in other hand,
what would you have ? **Very large
hands* Q12. If it took eight men ten
hours to build a wall, how long would
it take four men to build it? ** No
time at all, the wall is already built.*
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto
a concrete floor without cracking it?
**Any way you want, concrete floors
are very hard to crack.*