Jokes

Teacher:- what's wrong?
Ochieng :- our house is very
small. Me, my mum, my dad, we
sleep on the same bed. Every
night my dad asks,
'Ochieng are you sleeping?'
Then I say No & then he slaps my
face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- Tonite when ur dad asks
again, keep dead quiet & don't
answer.
The following morning Ochieng
comes back with a several black
eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the
black eye again?
Ochieng:- Dad asked me again,
"Ochieng are u sleeping? "
& I shut up & kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started
moving, u know, at the same time
Mum was breathing erratically,
kicking her legs up frantically &
squealing like a hyena on the
bed. Then my dad asked my mum,
"R u coming?
Mum said,
Yes I'm coming, r u
coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere
without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm also coming .....